Just Stick To Diet Soda
By: princess318	Published: 10/22/2000
Three blondes had just bought a can of Pepsi One and were anxious to try it for the first time. So the first blonde opens the can, the second blonde pours it into three glasses. The third blonde eyes the three glasses suspiciously and says "I wonder which one has the calorie?" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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lol (0 replies) started by bigjohn2 (05.03.2003 10:35:19 PM EST) corney but kinda funny

lol (0 replies) started by bigjohn2 (05.03.2003 10:33:28 PM EST) corney but kinda funny

my joke (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (12.04.2000 8:03:01 PM EST) I AM AN ANONYMOUS GOOFBALL

your mamma (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (11.27.2000 8:12:31 AM EST) your momma is so ugly, when she walked past the bathroom the toilet flushed

fuck the world (0 replies) started by VampireBabe (11.26.2000 0:27:08 AM EST) Fuck the world, everyone is going to die soon so why don't you do what ever you want, like i said just FUCK THE WORLD hey whats happen i agree with what i read

Why did bill clinton cross the road? (0 replies) started by Addictive42069 (11.13.2000 7:59:20 PM EST) Why did bill clinton cross the road? His dick was stuck up the chicken's ass. no

you fucked up big time (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (11.12.2000 8:46:46 PM EST) hey asshole did you hear the one about your mom and my cocker spaniel? ask her about it! oh yeah i just want to give a shout to my homie haysmoker. what up?

Why (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (11.09.2000 9:31:02 PM EST) don't POLOCKS have ice anymore!The old lady forgot the recipe.

Yo Momma (0 replies) started by DaWolfE (11.05.2000 4:40:14 PM EST) is so fat, she got in the bath tub and the neighbors toilets overflowed Stay True To Yo Name

driving blondes (0 replies) started by jerseyboyblue (10.27.2000 6:48:01 PM EST) Have you heard that Ford Motor Company has decided put the high beam switch back on the floor.It seems that blondes kept getting their feet stuck in the steering wheel.

Yo Momma (1 reply) started by tjtaber (10.27.2000 9:36:06 AM EST) Yo momma so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing. She said she was moving. funny shit is awaiting

oops (0 replies) started by peepeehead (10.23.2000 9:37:18 PM EST) I mean classist, not classic. Don't think for one minute that this joke should be condoned. It should be, on the other hand, condemned by the blonde-haired and gay and lesbian community everywhere. Hypnotherapist: "Open your eyes, Nicholas." Nicholas: "AAAH!" - D R E A M T H E A T E R

sexist (0 replies) started by peepeehead (10.23.2000 9:32:40 PM EST) This joke was sexist, classic, and was very representative of the oppressive rich white male homophobic corporate conglomerate! Hypnotherapist: "Open your eyes, Nicholas." Nicholas: "AAAH!" - D R E A M T H E A T E R

bulshit (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.23.2000 1:47:30 AM EST) that was the gayest joke ever

Huh? (0 replies) started by mizike (10.22.2000 6:02:45 PM EST) STOOOOOOOOOPID. I think I'm gonna puke...

I think her head has One.... (0 replies) started by SuicideKing (10.22.2000 1:18:52 AM EST) yeah, One brain cell §üΩïЀKìñG Smoked a bong, killed a cat Had my nuts attacked by rats Dad got nude, I wore a thong For a hobby I make bombs

First (1 reply)   started by estoude1 (10.22.2000 0:02:56 AM EST) Not even remotely funny. . Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.

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