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Reasons for Leaving Jobs

By: MarvinPublished: 12/20/2000
 
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My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was exhausting.

I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it.

Then I tried to be a chef, figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn't have the thyme.

Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patients.

Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

Thought about becoming a witch, so I tried that for a spell.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes, but I was fired because I wasn't up to it.

So then I got a job in a gym, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

Next, I found being an electrician interesting, but the work was shocking.

After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

You got any ideas?
I'm open for suggestions ... maybe you have something that WORKS ... because I don't.

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    I know (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (05.17.2003 1:03:57 AM EST)


    Stand outside the doctor's office and make people sick.

    hahahahahaha


    Just protecting my sheep
    STUPID (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (02.28.2001 11:02:43 PM EST)

    it was stupid marvin should kill himself cause hes a loser

    whore house (0 replies)
    started by terry00
    (12.21.2000 7:27:24 PM EST)

    Got a job in a whore house. Got LAID off after a while and said screw it.

    Shove it!! (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (12.21.2000 6:56:20 PM EST)

    How about quitting building septic tanks, cause you just didn't dig that shit?!

    This guy looks like... (0 replies)
    started by howardstern
    (12.20.2000 7:24:10 PM EST)

    "Hello...Newman"

    You fucking boring, pansy-ass, coke-bottle glass wearing moron!

    F Jackie.

    I dont (0 replies)
    started by Marvin
    (12.20.2000 3:29:16 PM EST)

    even remember submitting this, I did post it on the MB though.



    Corny ass joke (0 replies)
    started by vikingend1
    (12.20.2000 2:19:55 PM EST)

    Do you think i am a 4 year old or something?

    I've heard that (0 replies)
    started by dancegirl
    (12.20.2000 12:47:28 PM EST)

    My math teacher read that to the class! Find some newer stuff please!

    To dance is to dream

    Lame as Shit (0 replies)
    started by Rayner
    (12.20.2000 8:35:22 AM EST)

    No wonder this site sucks when people like Marvin post lame ass punny shit like this

    this sucks (0 replies)
    started by scubani
    (12.20.2000 8:28:44 AM EST)

    just when i thought you couldn't stoop any lower

    boring (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (12.20.2000 8:08:50 AM EST)

    delete this bs

    wtf is this boring shit !!! (0 replies)
    started by daveminster
    (12.20.2000 0:11:05 AM EST)

    see title for details

    Homer J. Simpson

    MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY (0 replies)  
    started by donut38
    (12.20.2000 0:09:56 AM EST)

    DRIVING A TAXI

    BECAUSE EVERYONE TELLS YOU TO GO

    BUT THEY ARE ALWAYS "FARE"

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