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By: NudeForSatanPublished: 02/21/2001
 
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    started by bigjohn2
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    (02.25.2001 5:24:19 AM EST)

    Today I got up at 5am... tomorrow I will just get up at 4am. I will have beat myself up. I can do that

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    This is why so many pigs lose their jobs, damnit!

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