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One Hundred Bucks

By: MissPKPublished: 04/06/2001
 
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The heavily-tattooed, tattoo artist looked at the extremely well-dressed trader with a look of complete astonishment, and said "I've had strange requests, but this one tops the list. Why in the hell would you want me to tattoo your pecker with the picture of a one hundred dollar bill?"

The trader in his usual fashion looked at the burly artist and told him this account. "There are three distinct reasons I want this done and done immediately.

One, I love to play with my money.

Two, when I play with my money, I love to see it grow.

Three, and this is the most important of all . . . the next time my wife wants to blow a hundred bucks, she won't have to leave home to do it!

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    I have a tattoo, too! (1 reply)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (04.06.2001 10:55:26 AM EST)

    PK was getting me undressed and said, "why do you have the letters F, C and K on your willy?"

    I told her just to get undressed to find out. She was naked in a flash.

    "Oh, I get it," she giggled. "You're a fireman with the word "FIRETRUCK on your hose!"

    (This may or may not be a true story. The names have not been changed so I look good. ;)

    The Naked Canuck

    Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
    Can ya take another comment from me? (0 replies)
    started by MissPK
    (04.06.2001 8:35:35 AM EST)

    Just call me "Merrill Lynch", 'cause I can make your money GROW!! (I'll make your hundred bucks feel like a million dollars!)

    Somebody stop me - I'm on a roll!!

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...TLC

    Hey Guys... (0 replies)
    started by MissPK
    (04.06.2001 8:31:03 AM EST)

    ...SHOW ME THE MONEY! ;-)

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...TLC

    popups (2 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (04.06.2001 7:21:40 AM EST)

    if your popups continue I will stop looking at this site

    lmao!!! (1 reply)
    started by obiwan
    (04.06.2001 6:15:01 AM EST)

    er - are you hinting there, PK? wouldn't this normal pink here be enough for you? hehe

    Good one Miss!

    ~Obiwan~

    Wanna see my change dispenser? (1 reply)
    started by willi
    (04.06.2001 1:53:50 AM EST)

    She can't be blowing the whole hundred bucks 'cause I'm sure she's getting back a "load" of change.

    nope (0 replies)
    started by queenk
    (04.06.2001 0:59:45 AM EST)

    He wouldn't have to get such tatoo if he were my hubby.

    Love yourself.... at least 3 times a day.

    Good one.. (1 reply)
    started by blinker
    (04.06.2001 0:59:45 AM EST)

    Goofballs Miss PK. That will be my next tatoo.

    WOOHOO!!!! (0 replies)  
    started by oxbrain
    (04.06.2001 0:55:02 AM EST)

    I want one too
    except that it would be the most painful $100 I would ever earn...

    "It ain't imoral if it's only oral"

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