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Girlie Party

By: madgandalfPublished: 11/28/2000
 
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How you can tell when there is an all-girl party somewhere nearby? The parking jobs.

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    this (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.16.2003 8:15:42 PM EST)

    has been on here at least 10 times

    b-s (0 replies)
    started by mcculley1
    (12.08.2000 11:50:46 PM EST)

    I THINK YOUR CONFUSSED MAN!
    THE ONLY PEOPLE I KNOW WHO PARK LIKE THAT ARE MEN!!!!!!!!!!

    none

    joe (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (12.08.2000 3:58:42 PM EST)

    you know how fucken pissed i can get dont piss me off

    Sums it up (0 replies)
    started by Jarv
    (12.01.2000 7:53:32 AM EST)

    I know I slate Women drivers but this ridiculus.

    This proves my case (0 replies)
    started by Sleepwalker2000
    (11.30.2000 11:25:36 AM EST)

    Parallel parking should be outlawed!

    Sleepwalker2000

    its amazing (0 replies)
    started by doublej1984
    (11.29.2000 4:36:34 PM EST)

    how you can take a normal picture and with one little caption make utter and total stupidity (in a good way). This guy should enter the caption contest.

    am I just paranoid? nope, Im just stoned.

    anitfreez is a little bitch! (0 replies)
    started by cartocillion
    (11.29.2000 1:48:58 AM EST)

    his mama was screaming my name last night. i get laid more than his whole family. what a fucking idiot!

    umm...... (0 replies)
    started by stnrken
    (11.29.2000 0:02:08 AM EST)

    i think we can all agree here that antifreez is a fucking hipocrite

    420 24 7

    YOUR ALL FAGS (6 replies)
    started by antifreez
    (11.28.2000 10:38:01 PM EST)

    GOOFBALL MESSAGE LEAVERS ARE LOSERS!!!!! GET LIVES FAGS!!! YOUR ALL LITTLE NERD MONKEYS WO PRETEND TO KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO GET LAID

    I need a smoke

    you know what? (0 replies)
    started by JohnnyKatoom
    (11.28.2000 6:06:43 PM EST)

    this is a lawyers dream.

    Agip Car Park (0 replies)
    started by biffo99
    (11.28.2000 12:11:04 PM EST)

    I agree, we all saw it here ages ago. It was as the result of a flood in Italy. Note all the cars are Fiats. I mailed it to friends with the above caption, as a joke about the Italians driving habits.

    hahahahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by brucewolcott
    (11.28.2000 7:18:35 AM EST)

    jesus christ,,,theres my wifes car hahahahahahahahahahaa!!!!

    thumbs up :Þ

    Hey, VirtualJul! (1 reply)
    started by OliverClozoff
    (11.28.2000 2:23:22 AM EST)


    You can't yell at us anymore for posting stuff on the Members Board that was here first. Check 10/16/00. LOL!

    BTW, we had an extended discussion, and I think we decided that this was the result of a flood.



    Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

    again (0 replies)
    started by BLUE
    (11.28.2000 1:57:17 AM EST)

    haven't we seen this before...looks familiar.

    There is a saying... (0 replies)
    started by yusaku999
    (11.28.2000 0:47:21 AM EST)

    Women drivers... no survivors.

    But then again, men are in more accidents than women are. Eh... BUT if more people were like me, there would be fewer problems.

    You may refer to me as Emperor Jason. http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/

    Christmas time.... (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (11.28.2000 0:45:55 AM EST)


    ....at a mall near you.

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    beautiful! (0 replies)
    started by cartocillion
    (11.28.2000 0:11:54 AM EST)

    couldnt be more true!

    so true (0 replies)  
    started by stnrken
    (11.28.2000 0:07:14 AM EST)

    1st!!! ya'll suck ass

    420 24 7

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