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this
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bigjohn2
(08.16.2003 8:15:42 PM EST)
has been on here at least 10 times
b-s
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mcculley1
(12.08.2000 11:50:46 PM EST)
I THINK YOUR CONFUSSED MAN!
THE ONLY PEOPLE I KNOW WHO PARK LIKE THAT ARE MEN!!!!!!!!!!
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joe
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Anonymous Goofball
(12.08.2000 3:58:42 PM EST)
you know how fucken pissed i can get dont piss me off
Sums it up
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Jarv
(12.01.2000 7:53:32 AM EST)
I know I slate Women drivers but this ridiculus.
its amazing
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doublej1984
(11.29.2000 4:36:34 PM EST)
how you can take a normal picture and with one little caption make utter and total stupidity (in a good way). This guy should enter the caption contest.
am I just paranoid? nope, Im just stoned.
anitfreez is a little bitch!
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cartocillion
(11.29.2000 1:48:58 AM EST)
his mama was screaming my name last night. i get laid more than his whole family. what a fucking idiot!
umm......
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stnrken
(11.29.2000 0:02:08 AM EST)
i think we can all agree here that antifreez is a fucking hipocrite
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YOUR ALL FAGS
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antifreez
(11.28.2000 10:38:01 PM EST)
GOOFBALL MESSAGE LEAVERS ARE LOSERS!!!!! GET LIVES FAGS!!! YOUR ALL LITTLE NERD MONKEYS WO PRETEND TO KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO GET LAID
Agip Car Park
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biffo99
(11.28.2000 12:11:04 PM EST)
I agree, we all saw it here ages ago. It was as the result of a flood in Italy. Note all the cars are Fiats. I mailed it to friends with the above caption, as a joke about the Italians driving habits.
hahahahahahaha
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brucewolcott
(11.28.2000 7:18:35 AM EST)
jesus christ,,,theres my wifes car hahahahahahahahahahaa!!!!
The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
beautiful!
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cartocillion
(11.28.2000 0:11:54 AM EST)
couldnt be more true!
so true
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stnrken
(11.28.2000 0:07:14 AM EST)
1st!!! ya'll suck ass
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