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Q: What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A: A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
"What's that?" the one lady asked?
"A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet," she replied.
"Where did you get it?" asked the old lady.
"You can get them at any drugstore," replied the other woman.
The next day, the first lady hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a package of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, AFTER all, more than 80 years old) but politely asks what brand she prefers.
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Now why
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started by
roger
(05.17.2003 1:09:22 AM EST)
would a pharmacist faint over that silly shit?
hahahahahaha
Just protecting my sheep
Hi my wild cat
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.22.2001 0:09:27 AM EST)
thanks for your E-mail. it was very nice to see you, i am thinking a bout you i love you majd
Hi my wild cat
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.22.2001 0:08:52 AM EST)
thanks for your E-mail. it was very nice to see you, i am thinking a bout you i love you majd
HA HA
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started by
sted5
(05.18.2001 10:56:19 PM EST)
I thought that was really funny.
Hahaha!
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started by
kweenbee
(05.17.2001 5:48:20 PM EST)
Good one, Miss PK. You should see the looks I get when I pick up my viagra. Haha.
Uh huh....
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started by
violenttoast
(05.17.2001 3:55:51 PM EST)
That joke was just one line too long......
---- Violent Toast --//--
It's a little bit eerie but....
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started by
willi
(05.17.2001 3:23:23 PM EST)
I get the same reaction when I go to the hardware store and ask for some diaphrams suitable for my 2" diameter (diaphram) pump.
When pumping large amounts of liquid, girth is good!
LOL!
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started by
diverprog
(05.17.2001 2:32:32 PM EST)
Loved it pretty lady.
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
good one
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started by
bartimus
(05.17.2001 7:13:01 AM EST)
miss pk, now lets get you a smoke
I'm the sheetshaker,the babymaker,the old ladies pet, but the young girls threat!
just think...
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  started by
XorsistXtreme
(05.17.2001 1:31:58 AM EST)
what would the joke have been like if she smoked Marlboro
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