Things To Do In An Elevator
By: MissPK	Published: 05/20/2001
1.) When people get on, ask for their tickets. 2.) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 3.) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4.) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Mike. How's your day been?" 5.) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then say "That's mine!" 6.) Push your floor button with your nose. 7.) Stand alone, and when the doors open tell people trying to get on that the car is full and that they should wait for the next one. 8.) Push the top floor button and announce that you tried to kill yourself yesterday but the other building wasn't high enough. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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I'm always on top... (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (05.25.2001 12:58:13 PM EST) ...the top floor, that is. ;) The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

Hold your breath and... (0 replies) started by willi (05.22.2001 4:40:24 PM EST) hope nobody passes gas for the next twenty floors! There is a price to pay for penthouse suites, not only monetarialy, but odiferously.

man, been there (2 replies) started by razor696 (05.21.2001 4:29:23 PM EST) done some of those. my favorite is like that best buy commercial. push all the buttons. *DING!* 69th floor, lingerie, beds of rosepetals, and razor696 giving misspk a foot massage uncle daddy, i'm getting dizzy! shut up kid or i'll nail your other foot to the floor!

When Miss PK gets on.... (2 replies) started by alphagore (05.21.2001 4:03:24 PM EST) I would forget all those and grab her rack.

Love it! (1 reply) started by moncyb (05.21.2001 5:04:51 AM EST) Your jokes are great. Keep up the good work. ;)

Good one, Miss PK. (0 replies) started by kweenbee (05.20.2001 7:46:27 PM EST) Especially that last one.

Uhmm (1 reply) started by leadj (05.20.2001 2:58:54 PM EST) Good one PK

Pretty good (0 replies)   started by raven219 (05.20.2001 0:04:38 AM EST) That last one is funny.

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