The Birth of a Candy Bar
By: speed5	Published: 02/19/2001
One "Pay-Day," "Mr. Peanut" wanted a "Bit-O-Honey," so he took "Mary Jane" behind the "Power House" on the corner of "Clark" and "Fifth Avenue". He began to feel her "Mounds" and that was pure "Almond Joy" for him and it made her "Tootsie Roll." He let out some "Snickers" as his "Butterfinger" went up her "Juicy Fruit" and caused a "Milky Way". She screamed and grabbed his "Peter Paul" and "Zagnuts". "Mary Jane" said, "You are better than the 'Three Musketeers'". Soon she was a bit "Chunky" and nine months later she had a "Baby Ruth". Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Did he try... (0 replies) started by dickweed (02.20.2001 11:54:42 AM EST) Did he try the Hershey Highway??

Jeezus Please!! (0 replies) started by greenapplesplatters (02.19.2001 11:00:52 PM EST) Good grief, how fucking OLD can you get???? Strike a blow for freedom ... Slap a Democrat!

OLD... (0 replies) started by testiclees (02.19.2001 7:15:30 PM EST) need i say more? I am Testiclees: Lord of the Pants

just look down (0 replies) started by blazed3wayz (02.19.2001 1:08:34 PM EST) i agree with "AriesBabe" if this pic thing in my signature worked i'll be a happy person.

The Birth of soda (0 replies) started by AriesBabe (02.19.2001 12:36:04 PM EST) One day Pepsi Cola came into town, His brother Coca Cola shot him down, Dr. Pepper fixed him up, Now we all drink 7-up. Make 7 Up yours If you don't like it... Then don't lick it

So Old...... (0 replies) started by acornett1 (02.19.2001 8:57:47 AM EST) I first heard this one before there were any such things as home computers Aaron Cornett Sr. ICQ# 55192412

Mmmm Sweetness (0 replies) started by cheeseball (02.19.2001 8:26:22 AM EST) Good ole Mary Jane, whatever became of that sweet little piece? Don't sweat the petty stuff, but always pet the sweaty stuff.

old (0 replies)   started by samiland (02.19.2001 0:13:15 AM EST) this is from an old song i used to here on Doctor Demento.

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