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George W. Bush
 
"In an economic recession, I'd rather that in order to get out of this recession, that the people be spending their money, not the government trying to figure out how to spend the people's money." - Tampa, Fla., Feb. 16, 2004
 
 

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"The other thing we have to do is to take seriously the role in this problem of ... older men who prey on underage women.... There are consequences to decisions and ... one way or another, people always wind up being held accountable."
— Bill Clinton, June 13, 1996, in a speech endorsing a national effort against teen pregnancy, quoted in U.S. News and World Report.
 
 

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#32 There are one million ants to every human in the world.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
... is so fat, She jumped in the ocean, and the whales started singing, "We are family!"
 
 

One Liners
 
Q. Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
A. Everyone has the same DNA.
 
 



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