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The Perfect Kid's T-Shirt

By: SkunkManPublished: 02/23/2001
 
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My uncle went away and all I got was this awesome t-shirt...

The Perfect Kid's T-Shirt

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    well (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.19.2003 8:19:11 PM EST)

    Idnt that sweet on a kid...lame

    STUPID (0 replies)
    started by SEEDY668
    (02.25.2001 8:17:29 PM EST)

    HE CANT EVEN READ

    STUPID (0 replies)
    started by SEEDY668
    (02.25.2001 8:17:28 PM EST)

    HE CANT EVEN READ

    Yeah! (0 replies)
    started by SpongeMonkey
    (02.25.2001 6:23:52 AM EST)

    And give the cookies and milk to me! MORE COOKIES AND MILK!!! hehehe!

    Living like there's no tomorrow, Sponge.....

    Little bastard (0 replies)
    started by StreetImperial
    (02.25.2001 0:56:32 AM EST)

    Grab the fucker by his head and kick the sumbitch

    It's a beautiful day...now watch some asshole go fuck it up. I tried doing good, but good's not too good for me.

    At least (0 replies)
    started by darkoverlord
    (02.23.2001 10:19:28 PM EST)

    He like's girls.

    LIBERALS ARE INBREEDING HILLBILLY SISTER HUMPING DUMBFUCKS.SHUT UP AND STOP TRYING TO PROTECT ME FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

    here we go (0 replies)
    started by JohnnyKatoom
    (02.23.2001 6:48:20 PM EST)

    just the dumbing down of america's youth.

    here we go (0 replies)
    started by JohnnyKatoom
    (02.23.2001 6:45:49 PM EST)

    just the dumbing down of america.

    That's perfect! (0 replies)
    started by DaveMan
    (02.23.2001 3:03:03 PM EST)

    Would it be ok for a guy my age to wear that shirt? ;^)

    "Call the doctor, I think I'm gonna crash. The doctor say he's comin', but you gotta pay him cash."

    damn (0 replies)
    started by paparoach1
    (02.23.2001 1:09:16 PM EST)

    i wonder how many broken down pick up trucks this kids parents have on their lawn

    We're going to infest

    Hell yeah! (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (02.23.2001 11:03:38 AM EST)


    I'd even skip the beer.....

    The Naked Canuck

    Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
    Bwahahahaha!!!!! (0 replies)
    started by BriRedfern
    (02.23.2001 9:46:38 AM EST)

    Skunk man is funny. Smelly, but funny....

    "I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time." -H. L. Mencken

    Teach (0 replies)
    started by thelizard
    (02.23.2001 8:33:07 AM EST)

    Teach your children well,America!!!

    Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

    First (0 replies)  
    started by estoude1
    (02.23.2001 0:01:59 AM EST)

    Train 'em young...

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