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Another Day at the Pearly Gates

By: beckdaddyPublished: 02/17/2001
 
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Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea what some people will do to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?"

Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?"

Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols, his theory of relativity.

Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he says. "Welcome to heaven!"

The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for credentials.

Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"

Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."

Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk.

Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!" he says. "Come on in!"

Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"

George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"

Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."

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    Dubya says: (0 replies)
    started by SilkBoxers
    (02.22.2001 4:54:55 PM EST)

    "I was conversating with Dad about the necessitiness of restoring dignitude back to the Oval Thingy."

    When you gaze into an abyss for too long, the abyss gazes also into you. Silk Boxers

    Hey Al Gore, whatsup? (0 replies)
    started by duck888
    (02.20.2001 11:55:24 AM EST)

    Still pissed about the election!

    Well... (0 replies)
    started by testiclees
    (02.19.2001 7:27:30 PM EST)

    just for the record the joke does suck.

    I am Testiclees: Lord of the Pants

    Cheeseball is a moron (1 reply)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (02.18.2001 9:45:53 PM EST)

    Cheeseball, you are nothing but a commie-loving choad-smoking dillweed. Go back home to your mama.

    My God! (3 replies)
    started by AriesBabe
    (02.18.2001 3:06:15 PM EST)

    This joke is sooooo stupid that yo mamma made it up!

    If you don't like it... Then don't lick it

    Thank you B-Diddy! (0 replies)
    started by cheeseball
    (02.17.2001 5:39:49 PM EST)


    Am I in the minority, of people who think Dubya is the next best thing to Dan Quayle for joke fodder?

    Making a joke about that Alfred E. Newman look-a-like is about as hard as shooting a fish in a barrel (but hey, i like fishing as much as the next guy).

    So, you go Georgie Jr., send us back to war in the middle east so you can "defend" your daddy's honor (since he couldn't take out Sad-damn), and risk more of our troops lives. Yeah, that's what we really need, isn't it?

    Sorry, I'll get offa my soap box. Thank you for your time.

    *Sigh* (0 replies)
    started by Kat25
    (02.17.2001 3:20:35 PM EST)

    Poor George. *lol*

    Kat

    Damn it, (0 replies)
    started by iluvpie
    (02.17.2001 1:04:23 AM EST)

    It's frist, frist, for the love of allah, it's frist. I don't get it, is it special or general relativity that Einstein explains?

    The thing about pussy is that it always wants you to commit to it, but never wants you to actually have it.

    Ha! (0 replies)  
    started by yomomma
    (02.17.2001 0:09:03 AM EST)

    First, mothafuckah's!

    Quit moving your lips while reading this!

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