Once upon a time, there were three little pigs - the straw pig, the stick pig, and the brick pig.
One day a nasty old wolf came up to the straw pig's house and said,
"I'm gonna huff, and puff and blow your house down." And he did!
So the straw pig went running over to the stick pig's house and said, "Let
me in, please, the wolf just blew down my house!!" So the stick pig let the
straw pig in. Then the wolf showed up and said, "I'm going to huff and puff
and blow your house down!" And he did!
The straw pig and the stick pig then went running over to the brick pig's house and said, "Let us in! The wolf just blew down our houses and we're
scared!!!" So the brick pig let them in. The wolf caught up with them and
said "I'm going to huff, and puff and blow your house down." While he was
huffing and puffing, the straw pig and the stick pig were so scared! But
the brick pig picked up the phone and called a friend.
A few minutes passed and all of a sudden this big, black stretch limo
drove up. Out came two massive pigs in pin-striped suits and fedoras. These huge
pigs came over to the wolf and grabbed him by the neck and proceeded to beat
the crap out of him. One of them pulled out a gun and fired into the wolf's
mouth. Then they left the wolf for dead, got back into their limo and drove
off. The straw pig and the stick pig were amazed!!!
They asked the brick pig, "Who the hell were those guys?"
And the brick pig said, "Oh, those are my cousins...Vito and Guido, the
Guinea Pigs."
To the end of time
