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Pimpwar

By: VirtualJulPublished: 02/26/2001
 
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Pimpwar is an online game where you are a ruthless pimp on a quest for power, hoe domination, and respect. You work to create your empire earn the utimate title of "Pimp Daddy King" by pimping your hoes in five districts; buying and selling hoes, thugs, crack, condoms, beer and low-riders on the black market; buying arms for your thugs to protect your hoes and to attack other pimps and much, much more. Join the online pimpin' community today.


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    Sure (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (05.23.2003 1:42:26 AM EST)


    prostitution is funny... just ask LB the Hooker


    Just protecting my sheep
    spectrumo3 (0 replies)
    started by spectrumo3
    (03.09.2001 5:02:47 PM EST)

    That Pimp War game is absolutely disgusting. What a concept. Prostitution is FUNNY????

    Excellent (1 reply)
    started by policeboy
    (02.26.2001 9:07:49 PM EST)

    For fun and profit...

    coooll (0 replies)  
    started by samiland
    (02.26.2001 0:17:28 AM EST)

    have to give this one a try.

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