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Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
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Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact with a woman? A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Taken back by her beauty, the doctor fondles her face. He asked her "What am I doing?" She replies, "You're feeling my face for pimples" He agrees with her.
He then removed her blouse, and started to feel her breasts." The doctor asks, " What am I doing now?" And she says, "You're feeling my breasts for lumps or tumors."
Now unable to control himself, he gets on top of her and starts to hump away. He then asked her, "What am I doing now?" and she replies, "You're catching gonorrhea!! That's why I'm here..."
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Holy Hell!!!
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Anonymous Goofball
(04.01.2001 11:15:41 AM EST)
Who screens these jokes before they get posted??? Who ever it was must have a real short memory because this was posted already in the past.
spanky
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Anonymous Goofball
(03.31.2001 8:05:57 PM EST)
hey i wanna give a shout out to all of my peeps! word up!
For a horny doctor,
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started by
willi
(03.31.2001 0:14:38 AM EST)
a diagnosis after the fact can be the best thing in the world.
yea
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started by
jbale469
(03.31.2001 0:04:49 AM EST)
first bitches!!
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