"If you want to build a big project and you can't get insurance because of what the terrorists have done for America, you can put the project aside." Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Participates in Rally at Oakland County Airport," Oct. 14, 2002
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"I spilled spot remover on my dog...now he's gone." — Steven Wright, Comedian
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#196 If you doubled one penny enery day for 30 days, you would have $5, 368, 709. 12#197 The first person crossed Niagra Falls by tightrope in 1859.
Yo Mama ...
so stupid she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
One Liners
Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A: A cherry float.
Come on!
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sal1981
(05.26.2001 10:03:21 PM EST)
I want BLOOD!
Cradle of Filth - Cradle of Filth
Playing FPS, RTS, RPG or just PBG. It just ain´t the same as playing Monopoly
I don't know,
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started by
kweenbee
(05.24.2001 8:48:07 PM EST)
but if it was one of the goofgals, it probably smells like chicken.
He's better off used in a Hobo Stew
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started by
willi
(05.24.2001 4:39:55 PM EST)
This is obviously one of the earliest recorded auditions of one of America's most beloved comedians, Carrottop!
Uhmm
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started by
leadj
(05.24.2001 4:15:02 PM EST)
Better than who beat the meat
Darn!!
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started by
MissPK
(05.24.2001 10:08:12 AM EST)
That stinks!
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