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"A free, peaceful Zimbabwe has got the capacity to deliver a lot of goods and services which are needed on this continent in order to help aleve suffering." —Bush, making a plug for "Aleve" pain reliever in speaking about alleviating suffering in Africa Source: The White House, "President Bush Discusses U.S.-Africa Partnership from South Africa, Press Availability with President Bush and President Mbeki of South Africa," July 9, 2003

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"They can't fire me because my family buys too many tickets."
— LaVell Edwards, BYU football coach and one of 14 children. (1986)

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#158 The first MTV video was "Video Killed the Radio Star," by the Buggles.

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Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?
A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

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All the pet hamsters in the world are descended from just one female wild golden hamster found with a litter of 12 young in Syria in 1930. The species had been named in 1839 when a single animal was found, again in Syria, but it had net been seen by scientist for nearly a century. Selective breeding has now produced several color varieties.