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Wal-Mart Wine

By: beckdaddyPublished: 08/05/2002
 
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Some Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item --Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, Calif., to produce the spirits at an affordable price; in the $6-$8 range.

"While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for inexpensive wine", said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I. She said: "The right name is important."

So, with that in mind, here are the top 12 suggested names for Walmart Wine:

12. Chateau Traileur Doublewide.
11. White Trashfindel
10. Big Red Gulp
9. Grape Expectations
8. Domaine Walmart "Merde du Pays"
7. NASCARbernet
6. Chef Boyardeaux
5. Peanut Noir
4. Chateau des Moines
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. World Championship Wriesling
And the number 1 name for Walmart Wine...
1. Nasti Spumante

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    How 'bout "Sam's Choicest"? (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (08.06.2002 4:16:11 AM EST)

    Finally the WalMart Happy Face has some hooch to wet his whistle.

    FYI (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (08.05.2002 7:24:40 AM EST)

    beckdaddy Membership Expires
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    Last Online: Wed Mar 20 23:31:18 2002 EST

    I'm sure (0 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (08.05.2002 3:27:30 AM EST)

    some of them would sell really well !

    Nice to see Becks name again.

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