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Golf With A Deaf Mute

By: acidintervalPublished: 02/28/2003
 
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A man was about to tee off on the golf course when he felt a tap on his shoulder & a man handed him a card that read "I am a deaf mute. May I play through, please?"

The 1st man angrily gave the card back, and communicated that "No, he may NOT play through, and that his handicap did not give him such a right."

The first man whacked the ball onto the green and left to finish the hole.

Just as he was about to put the ball into the hole he was hit in the head with a golf ball, laying him out cold.

When he came to a few minutes later, he looked around and saw the deaf mute sternly looking at him, one hand on his hip, the other hand holding up 4 fingers.

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    LMAO!! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (02.28.2003 12:08:16 PM EST)

    That guy must be a hell of a glofer. He hit exactly what he was aiming at. LOL Great new joke, Acid. ^5!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    I would prefer .... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (02.28.2003 8:45:55 AM EST)

    playing with a deaf mute as compared to some guys I have to play with.
    LOL

    A dead deaf mute (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (02.28.2003 2:49:33 AM EST)


    That's what I'd leave on that putting green.


    Just protecting my sheep
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    started by kweenbee
    (02.28.2003 0:24:47 AM EST)

    'Fore!!!' Hahahahaha. ^5


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