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Yo Mama ...
so ugly she could make a freight train take a gravel road.
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jackson
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jeff07080
(01.25.2003 1:22:55 PM EST)
He used to dangle his member in front of the kids, now he dangles the kids.
WHA??
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zx29b
(01.19.2003 8:38:34 PM EST)
Hey look---the kids father was Little Richard.
WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
lmfao
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started by
bigjohn2
(01.14.2003 8:13:06 PM EST)
dont worry give jako a few years and he can make him a little white girl just like he is...lmfao
Maybe ......
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thegrandpatron
(01.14.2003 8:30:28 AM EST)
the Kid was scared and was just trying to escape.
Here's something...
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started by
proverbialchump
(01.14.2003 7:41:12 AM EST)
to think about. Why does his baby looks just like Pete Townshend? hmmm....
LOL@TJ
Oh, that's horrible!
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tjshere
(01.14.2003 4:56:03 AM EST)
The kid looks nearly as hideous as he does. And I'm using the term "he" loosely here.
DAMN!
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promethesis1
(01.14.2003 2:00:31 AM EST)
THATS SCAREY!!!
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