"We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House - make no mistake about it." -George W. Bush, Feb. 7, 2001
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"That's a tough lineup. It's like you are facing All-Stars out there." — John Burkett after losing the 1993 All-Star game
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#20 Broccoli is the only vegetable that is also a flower.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When she works at the theater, she works as the screen!
One Liners
Q. What's the down side to a threesome? A. You could disappoint two women instead of just one.
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