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Fish And Chips

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 01/14/2003
 
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You want fries with that?

Fish And Chips

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    ah hahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (01.14.2003 8:14:18 PM EST)

    I will never think of the potato heads the same...

    A new food chain.... (0 replies)
    started by harrymonkbubble
    (01.14.2003 12:41:51 PM EST)


    ...."Spud-U-Lick"

    Hahahaha

    Marvin and Roger Suck Goats

    Another ......... (1 reply)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (01.14.2003 8:35:30 AM EST)

    meaning of the term "Potato Head".

    I thought he gave up? (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (01.14.2003 7:37:43 AM EST)

    I see Mr. Potato head is still smoking the pipe.

    OK (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (01.14.2003 5:04:58 AM EST)

    So I thought it was twice as funny as you did. Sue me. hahahahaha.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Waaaaaaaaaa hahahaha! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (01.14.2003 5:03:52 AM EST)

    This is hilarious! Pour a little vinegar on it, Mr. Head. LMAO!

    ^5, SW2K. I'm rolling here.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Waaaaaaa hahahahaha! (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (01.14.2003 5:03:13 AM EST)

    This is hilarious! Pour a little vinegar on it, Mr. Head. LMAO!

    ^5, SW2K. I'm rolling here.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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