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Top 10: Things Never To Say While Lingerie Shopping
The Top 10 Things NEVER To Say While Lingerie Shopping -
10) Try this one on, your sister looks great in it.
9) No thanks, just sniffing.
8) I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
7) Mom will love this.
6) Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable.
5) No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.
4) Will you model this for me???
3) The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!
2) Forty Five bucks?? You're just gonna end up naked ANYWAY!!
And the number one thing that a man should never, ever say out loud:
1) Oh, honey, you'll NEVER squeeze your ass into that!!
LMMFAO
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started by
roger
(01.10.2003 0:54:56 AM EST)
at she's inflatable...
hahahahahahahaha
Classic TJ, haven't heard this 'un
Just protecting my sheep
The "Wonder Bra"
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started by
misspk
(01.09.2003 10:08:18 PM EST)
Take it off and he wonders where they went.
I gave you 5 Teej ;-)
*wink,giggle,blush*
Oh, and.......
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started by
tjshere
(01.09.2003 9:14:43 AM EST)
Since nobody else is voting I gave myself a 5. Hahahaha.
#11
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started by
tjshere
(01.09.2003 9:13:51 AM EST)
Here, honey, try on this sheep costume.
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