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By: rogerPublished: 02/05/2003
 
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I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about five minutes. When I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.

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    Same thing... (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (02.05.2003 6:32:02 PM EST)

    happened to a friend. But it was his car, he's just happy that he called a cop a nazi.

    I really can't dance for shit

    Wouldn't it be great....... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (02.05.2003 8:41:35 AM EST)

    If the car in question belonged to his supervisor's wife?

    Damn funny joke here, redneck. Vaguely familiar, but still damn funny.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    That a funny one Roger (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (02.05.2003 7:58:14 AM EST)

    and it's fairly new to me too.

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