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bigjohn2
(01.21.2003 8:38:44 PM EST)
dont look addicted...
Last night.....
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started by
willi
(01.21.2003 2:26:22 PM EST)
I deleted a logfile so large that it froze up my toilet!
P.S. If you don't have a plunger handy, try using cntl-alt-delete to get things moving.
Hehehehe
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started by
tjshere
(01.21.2003 3:29:19 AM EST)
That would be a good place to be seated when you're looking at one of my crappy posts.
Damn PK
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started by
roger
(01.21.2003 0:32:06 AM EST)
YOU, A WOMAN, left the damn seat up??????
This is an all time first.
LMAO @ the toon.
Just protecting my sheep
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