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The Golden Years

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 06/23/2003
 
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Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers "Yes".

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course."

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob says to the pharmacist: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.

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    ZZZZZZZZZ (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.23.2003 3:32:13 PM EST)


    Uh, what happened to Old Yeller?

    *thumbs nose @ redneck* (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (06.23.2003 2:04:53 PM EST)

    While ROFL!! Hell of a punchline! ^5, Patron!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Whaaaaaaaaa... (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (06.23.2003 6:53:20 AM EST)

    LMFAO, great ending.

    A sense of humor is the lubricant of life's machinery.

    Thanks GP (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (06.23.2003 0:38:11 AM EST)


    Now I know where to shop for TJ's gifts.

    waaaaaaaa hahahahahaha

    Hadn't heard this one before... that's unusual coming from you.. LMAO

    ^5

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