"The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants." - Interview with the New York Times, Jan. 14, 2001
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"I've won at every level, except college and pro." — Shaquille O'Neal, on his lack of championships
Snapple Facts
#126 A pigeon's feathers are heavier than its bones.
Yo Mama ...
is so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
One Liners
Q: Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? A: Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
had that job for 30 years. Then one day Abby Rose walked in after a big chili night. TJ was in an oxygen tent for 6 months. He never worked after that.
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