A whorehouse gets busted. The girls are lined up out front, and a cop is going down the line giving them all tickets.
A little, old lady approaches one of the girls at the end of the line and asks, "Why are all of you lovely ladies here in line like this?"
The smart-assed whore explains, "Lady, we're waiting in line for our lollipops."
"Oh, that's nice, dear," said the little, old lady. "I haven't had one of them in so long. I think I'll get in line too."
A few minutes later, the cop is standing in front of the little, old lady. "Lady, aren't you a little old for this?"
She looks him right in the eye and winks, "As long as they keep making 'em, I'm gonna keep sucking 'em."
