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Yo Mama ...
is so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
One Liners
Q. What do you call santa's helpers? A. Subordinate clauses.
with the way those hang,
she should see The Critic's.
Geez
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started by
tjshere
(06.01.2004 2:55:21 AM EST)
She must fondle them a lot. She's worn all the hair off of them. Let's see her try that with some sports creme on her hands.
And all those..
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started by
luvly1
(06.01.2004 0:49:39 AM EST)
bull ropers waste so much time!
;-)
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