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Getting Rid Of House Cleaning

By: bd2sonPublished: 01/12/2006
 
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I don't see what the fuss is about house cleaning. Seems easy enough to me.

1. Open a new file in your PC.

2. Name it "Housework."

3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN

4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN

5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?"

6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly.

7. Feel better?

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    LMAO (1 reply)
    started by roger
    (01.12.2006 10:40:33 AM EST)


    This is a new one for me

    ^5

    I would try (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (01.12.2006 1:54:53 AM EST)


    This same technique to get rid of my ex-wife, but I have to keep her around so I can make jokes about her.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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