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	"A free, peaceful Zimbabwe has got the capacity to deliver a lot of goods and services which are needed on this continent in order to help aleve suffering." —Bush, making a plug for "Aleve" pain reliever in speaking about alleviating suffering in Africa Source: The White House, "President Bush Discusses U.S.-Africa Partnership from South Africa, Press Availability with President Bush and President Mbeki of South Africa," July 9, 2003

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	"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana... The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are." — Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show

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	#159 The first TV show ever to be put into reruns was "The Lone Ranger".

	Yo Mama ...
	is so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

	One Liners
	Q: Why is it impossible for a woman to find a man who is caring, sensitive, and also good-looking? A: All those men already have boyfriends.

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Poll Results   Who Are You Planning on Voting for in November? John McCain - at least he's honest about 100 years of war Hillary - she'll cut the troop levels from 150K to 80K Obama - same as Hillary and they both will increase Blackwater funding All 3 are equally in bed with the business of war Hulk Hogan Ralph Nader Mickey Mouse Ashley Dupre Ron Paul Who cares, it's been fixed in advance anyway 718 Responses   Submit A Question

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	Bees must collect the nectar from two thousand flowers to make one tablespoonful of honey.