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By: bd2sonPublished: 11/02/2005
 
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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

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    Damn it (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.05.2005 10:23:56 AM EST)


    No new jokes and GP isn't around to provide us with material either.

    Should we started a pool to guess when they will update?

    Nov. 9th.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Story of my Life... (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (11.02.2005 7:54:04 PM EST)

    I got a Headache just thinking of standing on my head, cause I can never get my feet up there to do it!

    Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.

    LMMFAO!! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.02.2005 3:17:05 AM EST)


    That sounds like a Little Johnny joke. It laughs like one, too. Friggin' hilarious, BD!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    The king of text jokes (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (11.02.2005 2:12:57 AM EST)


    has done it again.

    This is new for me and a rib tickler too

    ^5 BD2Son

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