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Living Will

By: bd2sonPublished: 11/28/2005
 
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A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.

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    started by sleepwalker2000
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    This hits close to home

    HEY...??? *SW2K*

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