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Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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"We've had leaks out of the administrative branch, had leaks out of the legislative branch, and out of the executive branch and the legislative branch, and I've spoken out consistently against them, and I want to know who the leakers are." - Chicago, Sept. 30, 2003
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"I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs."
— Nancy Reagan, former First Lady, when asked a political question while at a "Just Say No" r"Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?"
— Accused thief who undertook his own defense at his trial, to his alleged victim, as reported in the National Review
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Snapple Facts |
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#51 There are 63,360 inches in a mile.
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Yo Mama ... |
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... is so fat, She tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out!is so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
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One Liners |
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Q. How many NYU students does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Nobody knows, as soon one of them gets to the top of the ladder, they jump.
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".....A good woman, good food, good wine and golf are the secrets to heaven on earth......."
