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"By making the right choices, we can make the right choice for our future."—Bush, sharing insights into improving Americans' health and fitness Source: The White House, "President Bush Highlights Health and Fitness Initiative: Remarks by the President on Fitness," July 18, 2003
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"I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if theycan help me, and I say,' Have you got anything I'd like?' Then they ask mewhat size I need, and I say, ' Extra medium.'"
— Steven Wright, Comedian
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#211 The average koala sleeps 22 hours each day.
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so ugly she looks like the elephant man chewing on a wasp.
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Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
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Heroin is the brand name of morphine once marketed by Bayer.
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