"It's not the governor's role to decide who goes to heaven. I believe that God decides who goes to heaven, not George W. Bush." -- George W. Bush, in the Houston Chronicle.
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is so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
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Q: How do you get a Georgia graduate off your porch? A: Pay him for the pizza.
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