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"One year ago today, the time for excuse-making has come to an end."Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush on Anniversary of No Child Left Behind Act," Jan. 8, 2003
 
 

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"He ate everything but the drapes... he's a man who does like to put it down."
— Tom Brokaw, on a lunch held by President Clinton with network news anchors
 
 

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#169 The first human-made object to break the sound barrier was a whip.
 
 

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Q: What's the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?A: The white one got away.
 
 



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