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George W. Bush
 
"Justice was being delivered to a man who defied that gift from the Almighty to the people of Iraq." - Washington, D.C., Dec. 15, 2003
 
 

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"I think - therefore I'm single."
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Yo Mama ...
 
... is so fat, She don't have cellulite, she has celluHEAVY!
 
 

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Q: How times have changed. Years ago...When 100 white men chased one black man, we called it the Ku Klux Klan.
A: Today we call it the PGA TOUR.
 
 



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The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life."