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George W. Bush
 
"A year ago, I did give the speech from the carrier, saying that we had achieved an important objective, that we'd accomplished a mission, which was the removal of Saddam Hussein. And as a result, there are no longer torture chambers or rape rooms or mass graves in Iraq." —Bush, remarks in the Rose Garden, April 30, 2004
 
 

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"Public speaking is very easy."
— Senator Dan Quayle to reporters in 10/88
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#150 The first sport to be filmed was boxing in 1894.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You don't know, maaan! You weren't there!
 
 



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We've been working hard to spread the word about the hilarious content on Goofball.com. Follow our daring exploits and read through out press releases, radio interviews, and advertisements. Hint: Click the images on the left for the links.

A press release we released regarding the our growth in registered users. Written by VirtualJul.

A mention in IbizInterviews.com

A press release we released regarding the presidential election. Very important policital information was discussed in this one. Written by VirtualJul.

A press release we released this after joining the aka network in October 2000. It was written by our very own VirtualJul.

Our virgin press release. We released this after relaunching the new version of the site in June 2000. It was written by our very own VirtualJul and it was even picked up by Yahoo Finance.

Our virgin radio interview. JSkills and Robnoxious are devirginized live on NY's WNEW FM by evening DJs Ron & Fez. It ended up getting a little violent and goes down in Ron and Fez history as the "Breakup of Goofball.com." It was rebroadcast a few days later to make sure to rub some salt in our healing wounds.

Howard Stern talks about Goofball.com one morning on NY's WXRK FM (KROCK) radio. He sounds so cheery and enthused, doesn't he? Can you believe we actually paid for this piece of shit read?

Opie and Anthony on NY's WNEW FM radio talkin' up Goofball.com.

Opie and Anthony on NY's WNEW FM radio talkin' up Goofball.com again.

Opie and Anthony on NY's WNEW FM radio talk about Goofball.com once more.

Leslie Gold, the "Radio Chick" on NY's WNEW FM radio talks about Goofball.com with her cronies. And yes, she is a hottie and we want to touch her heiney.

The ad WXRK FM (KROCK) produced for us using the smooth voice of DJ Will Pendarvis.
An interview conducted by the webmaster of the fine educational website for the School of Ass.

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