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George W. Bush
 
"First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill." - Washington, D.C., May 19, 2003
 
 

Random Quote
 
"Reports are sketchy, but we have heard that in the first heart transplant operation in Belgium, both patient and donor are doing fine"
— radio news announcer
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#58 A sneeze travels out of your nose at 100mph.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q. What do you call a bouncer in a gay bar?
A. A flame thrower.
 
 



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Goofball would like to thank the following people for their help, support, and / or guidance at some point in the site's life which started in November of 1998 ...

Join the Blahblah Network! Hagai Yardeny, "The Bla Man", Co-founder and Chairman of the Blah-Blah Network. Hagai and the entire staff at the Blah-Blah Network, have been nothing but fair and supportive or our efforts for a site with such a "different" type of content, which usually scares most "traditional" advertising companies to some degree. Blah-Blah recognizes the passion we as creators and you as users have put into this site and see great value in it. Check out Hagai being interviewed about his business here.
Mason Headquarters Jon Swartz, the creator of Mason, the Perl library that works so efficiently with the mod_perl add in to the Apache web server. The dynamic nature of this site would make things extremely difficult for us to accomplish without the use of Mason in our configuration. Jon has always been of great help when we're at the end of our rope with one of our more technically challenging problems.
Mike Baker, from HighRadiation.com, who put together our new design for us. If you need a site design and not sure how you want it to look. Mike's your man. Also in his free time, whenever that is, he runs a kick ass site over at www.cloud10.org. Check out his fancy Flash work in the Uncensored Section.
The staff at Web2010 our hosting providers. They've gone through all of our growing pains with us and have been supportive of our efforts from the beginning.
Rob Malda, aka Commander Taco, from Slashdot.org. Slashdotn addition to being one of favorite technical resource sites, has been a big inspiration to us for creating some of the community elements of Goofball.com. Rob has also been personally very generous with his time in giving us a few pieces of key advice when we really needed it.

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Who Are You Planning on Voting for in November?
John McCain - at least he's honest about 100 years of war
Hillary - she'll cut the troop levels from 150K to 80K
Obama - same as Hillary and they both will increase Blackwater funding
All 3 are equally in bed with the business of war
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Actor Sean Connery was once Scotland's 'Mr. Universe'!