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	George W. Bush
	"The law I sign today directs new funds and new focus to the task of collecting vital intelligence on terrorist threats and on weapons of mass production."Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President Signs 911 Commission Bill," Nov. 27, 2002

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	"He wants Texas back." — Tommy Lasorda, Dodger manager, asked what terms Mexican - born pitching sensation Fernando Valenzuela might settle for in his upcoming contract negotiations. (1981)

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	#155 In 1926, the first outdoor mini-golf courses were built on rooftops in NYC.

	Yo Mama ...
	is so slutty that I could've been your daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the correct change.

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	Q: Did you hear Bill Clinton got a new job in Washington, DC? A: Hillary hired him to open her mail!

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	All elephants walk on tip-toe, because the back portion of their foot is made up of all fat and no bone.