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Coon Eyes
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Automatic Teller
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Pedometers
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Published : 05.10.2008

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George Strikes Out
Looks like he needs a girlfriend who's bi-sexual. ...
Published : 05.09.2008

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Must Be France
It would make perfect sense to me ...
Published : 04.28.2008

Rate: 3.14
Something She Said
Just one helluva thought I guess. ...
Published : 04.28.2008

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A Scary Thought
This gives some serious new meaning to the thought ...
Published : 04.27.2008

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The Majorette's Minor Faux Pas
I wonder how long she was able to keep the band in ...
Published : 04.26.2008

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A Pool Slide To Bed
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Published : 04.25.2008

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BYO Party Favorites
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Published : 04.24.2008

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The Scare Crow Changed His Mind
He wants a little something else to do his thinking ...
Published : 04.23.2008

Rate: 3.62
T Shirt Pride
Okay. I could live with this one, but I'd have to ...
Published : 04.22.2008

Rate: 3.73
If Easter Happened Now
This is how it would look like. ...
Published : 04.21.2008

Rate: 4.00
Generation Y Characterized
Generations are grouped as follows: - The Silent ...
Published : 04.20.2008

Rate: 3.83
The Creation According To Islam
And Adam would have been thrown out of Paradise for ...
Published : 04.19.2008

Rate: 3.73
Dating Disaster
I guess it is true...."Be careful what you wish for." ...
Published : 04.18.2008

Rate: 4.00
Helping To Identify A Thief
They could always ask my dog, Dogma. She's so ...
Published : 04.13.2008

Rate: 3.20
Making The Marriage Work
A little bit of self control might ...
Published : 04.12.2008

Rate: 3.50
Tunnel Of Love
Next time refrain ...
Published : 04.11.2008

Rate: 2.20
In Need Of A Wedge
What kind of a cut would you use on that? ...
Published : 04.10.2008

Rate: 3.73
Made In The USA
He must not be a ...
Published : 04.09.2008

Rate: 3.73
Where Did She Go?
The idiot didn't even read the sign he hung his clothes ...
Published : 04.08.2008

Rate: 3.00
It's a Mushroom!
Tell her it's just a ...
Published : 04.07.2008

Rate: 3.50
Wilma's Proud
He's ashamed to show his operation. It was for hemorrhoids. ...
Published : 03.31.2008

Rate: 2.67
Hang 'Em High
How to lose 400 pounds in one day ...
Published : 03.30.2008

Rate: 3.73
Captain Hook
He just saved money on that hemorrhoid operation ...
Published : 03.29.2008

Rate: 3.73
Hot Lemon
This is close to being in the uncensored section ...
Published : 03.28.2008

Rate: 3.73
There Goes The Neighborhood
My realtor's a rat too. ...
Published : 03.27.2008

Rate: 3.83
The Answering Machine
In the comments below tell me what you think was the ...
Published : 03.26.2008

Rate: 3.83

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