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"It's good to see so many friends here in the Rose Garden. This is our first event in this beautiful spot, and it's appropriate we talk about policy that will affect people's lives in a positive way in such a beautiful, beautiful part of our national - really, our national park system, my guess is you would want to call it."-George W. Bush, Feb. 8, 2001
 
 

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Q. What does the bride of a Polish man get that's long and hard on her wedding night?
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About My Ex's
It happens everytime with every ex. ...
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How To Make A Marriage Last A Lifetime
Here's how. ...
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What In H_ _ _ Was His Crime, Anyway?
Now this is just plain mean! (but better than the ...
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Charlie Sheen Is Exercising Now
He's taken it very seriously ...
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Meeting People
Applies to most of the people I know ...
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Depends which side you are on. ...
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Everytime
Tell me it happens to you too. ...
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This Is Me
This is you too ...
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Measurements
Your and the rest of the world. ...
Published : 12.29.2011

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This Is Me
Mr. Procrastinator. ...
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Been Doing This All Day
I still don't get it. ...
Published : 11.27.2011

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Seems Accurate
Problem is, third is inaccessible even for her husband. ...
Published : 11.26.2011

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My Mind's Playing Tricks On Me
Damn! ...
Published : 11.25.2011

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College
It makes sense. ...
Published : 11.24.2011

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Baby Care
Damn, I have been doing it wrong all this time ...
Published : 11.22.2011

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About Girls
And about right. ...
Published : 11.20.2011

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Birth Control For Men
And Only 25¢ ...
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Me And Fries
Yeah that's me and that's you too. ...
Published : 11.16.2011

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Distracted God
And we all know the result. ...
Published : 11.13.2011

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At School
There were always a couple of these. ...
Published : 11.10.2011

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Superman's Worst Nightmare
That, and having a Mac. ...
Published : 11.07.2011

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How To Get Kids To Believe
A more modern vision of Christ would appeal youngsters ...
Published : 11.04.2011

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Don't Forget
Keep it always present. ...
Published : 11.01.2011

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ATTN:
Admit it, you read this and you moved. ...
Published : 10.29.2011

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This Goes With Us All Our Lives
Even though we try not to acknowledge it. ...
Published : 10.26.2011

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Human Patch
I'm eagerly waiting for my update. ...
Published : 10.23.2011

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Components Of A Drink
This is so annoyingly true. ...
Published : 10.22.2011

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