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Nice toon Rog
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harrymonkbubble
(08.22.2001 3:30:25 PM EST)
A bloke with a knife
Climbed up a tree
He went up for one coconut
But came down with three
The man didn't stay
He knew what he'd done
He heard the loud cries
So he started to run
The castrated gorilla
Leapt up in the air
He looked for his bollocks
But they were not there
He followed the man
Into the grass
He ripped off his head
And fucked his dead ass
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