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Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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"I'm a uniter not a divider. That means when it comes time to sew up your chest cavity, we use stitches as opposed to opening it up." -- Bush, on David Letterman, March 2, 2000. (the audience booed)
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"First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl."
— Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
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Snapple Facts |
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#141 The square dance is the official dance of the state of Washington.
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Yo Mama ... |
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is so nasty she has two pussys and they both stink.
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One Liners |
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Q: Why is the Vandy football team like a possum?
A: Because they play dead at home, and get killed on the road.
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