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Yo Mama ...
is so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
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OMG!!!!
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started by
princesita
(10.27.2001 11:45:30 PM EST)
hey girlfriend Nice BEWBZ (syke) Im glad mine are still on my chest though!!
Alwayz Unforgetable,
~~Princesita~~
forth
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started by
hardball
(11.04.2000 3:33:02 PM EST)
I'm forth you assmunching dillweeds.
Gun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.Don't ask what you country can do for you. Get off your lazy fat ass and get a fucking job.
But...
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started by
rekkedhog
(11.02.2000 12:46:17 PM EST)
she's still got nice legs!
"A noble spirit EMBIGGENS
the smallest man." -
Jebediah Springfield
camper door
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started by
whitearrow53
(10.31.2000 11:34:46 PM EST)
I left my camper door open at a lake one very warm night and this is what I woke up to in the morning. I gave up drinking.
Ah!
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started by
Loki
(08.26.2000 0:26:05 AM EST)
Looks like my grandma!
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