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Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him, or three - one to screw in the bulb and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
interesting
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ceilo3000
(02.15.2001 11:33:42 PM EST)
your site is very interesting...i liked the play with britney's tit's...and....the got milk pictures
toilet man
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Anonymous Goofball
(02.14.2001 8:57:21 PM EST)
that was so stupid!!!!nowonder he called hisself anonomous!!!
When ya gotta go...
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Kat25
(02.13.2001 7:45:53 PM EST)
ya gotta go. (Yes, that was a cheesy line)
Ryan(the §uiŠideKĪng)
"This isn't me, I'm not mechanical...I'm just a boy, playing the suicide...king..."
i guess
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donut38
(09.19.2000 10:26:21 PM EST)
even he has to go sometimes
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