"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve."-Speaking during "PERSEVERENCE Month" at Fairgrounds Elementary School in Nashua, N.H. As quoted in the Los Angeles Times, Jan. 28, 2000
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#106 You way less at the top of a mountain then sea level.
Yo Mama ...
is so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
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Q. Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? A. It's called, Sosumi.
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hey?!?
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JohnnyKatoom
(03.02.2001 6:17:46 PM EST)
MissPK, does this remind you of Youngs???
Wow!
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cheeseball
(12.10.2000 9:15:12 PM EST)
Four fresh steaming pies at once!
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