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Seaweedy
(10.06.2000 11:51:47 PM EST)
This one is good. The man's wife's picture on the desk tells us why he stayed late at the office in the first plac. Luvvit!
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.16.2000 3:48:37 PM EST)
hahahahahaha!
P.S. YOHOO I'm the first
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