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By: Anonymous
Published: 05/12/2000
If this was true I would have to give myself frequent flier
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Damn...
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started by
DeaddyBear
(05.12.2001 4:23:36 PM EST)
The doc needs to tie a string to her and charge people for carrying the only human balloon!
JUST BE GLAD IM NOT YOUR KID
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started by
Chalupa
(05.24.2000 9:56:15 PM EST)
THA MAD CHALUPA STRIKES AGAIN!
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