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"More Muslims have died at the hands of killers than - I say more Muslims - a lot of Muslims have died - I don't know the exact count - at Istanbul. Look at these different places around the world where there's been tremendous death and destruction because killers kill." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004
 
 

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"The other thing we have to do is to take seriously the role in this problem of ... older men who prey on underage women.... There are consequences to decisions and ... one way or another, people always wind up being held accountable."
— Bill Clinton, June 13, 1996, in a speech endorsing a national effort against teen pregnancy, quoted in U.S. News and World Report.
 
 

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Golf prison

By: AnonymousPublished: 06/08/2000
 
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You want me to paint? I'll paint.

Golf prison

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smart man (0 replies)
started by roger
(06.12.2003 0:41:56 AM EST)

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whiners! (0 replies)
started by Meesha
(06.08.2001 12:14:57 PM EST)

Goofball is great and if you don't think so, then leave. No one is forcing you to be here! Quit complaining or get the heck out.

this is 4 uncle (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.13.2000 10:43:12 PM EST)

HEY AUNTIE...DOESNT THIS LOOK FROMILLARE???

Yeah, What JSkills says... (0 replies)
started by HarryMonkBubble
(06.11.2000 1:22:42 PM EST)

Fur Cough Juan Cars

I like the old Goffball (0 replies)
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(06.10.2000 6:31:09 PM EST)

new one sux!

Gee, thanks, honey... (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(06.09.2000 11:48:25 PM EST)

...now, make sure you finish painting the living room before I get back, or I'll beat the crap outta ya!

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goofball now officially sux. (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.08.2000 6:53:43 PM EST)

what happened to the good days at goofball!!!!...this sux...time to find a new "funny site"

yes the new goofball really sucks (0 replies)
started by JSkills
(06.08.2000 4:11:47 PM EST)

let's all complain together and see what happens. Waaaa.

"The good old days back" - what the hell is that supposed to mean anyway anonymous coward poster?


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good old days (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.08.2000 6:31:50 AM EST)

the new goofball is sooooo shit, funk this registering crap, lets all get together,complain about the new revised goofball and get the good old days back...

Third! (0 replies)
started by ILuvPie
(06.08.2000 4:54:24 AM EST)

The same thing has happened to me except that I was on my way to my Mistress's house. Though the whip and the nipple clamps weren't quite as revealing as the golf clubs.

The thing about pussy is that it always wants you to commit to it, but never wants you to actually have it.

second! (0 replies)
started by misha86
(06.08.2000 0:42:16 AM EST)

i can't believe I missed first! The picture doesn't suck... it would be funny to see in real life.

first!! (0 replies)  
started by blah4321
(06.08.2000 0:05:37 AM EST)

I'm first! the pictrue sucks

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