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Been there DOne that
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bustsbus11
(09.28.2000 1:32:37 AM EST)
Whoever came up with this one must have visited Hobbs, NM.
I am offended
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started by
mnova99
(06.12.2000 12:48:10 PM EST)
...I see boobies vaginas and pee-pee's. If I wanted to see this filth I would go to the Uncensored section. Which is where I am headed now.
HA! OLD, BUT GOOD!
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(06.11.2000 1:42:40 AM EST)
NOW READ A NEW BOOK!!!!
Shave all over...
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started by
OliverClozoff
(06.10.2000 1:53:53 AM EST)
...cut a hole in your belt, and tell 'em it's a strap-on.
;o)
Gee whiz
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.10.2000 0:52:42 AM EST)
I was only 20min away
1st BABY
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started by
lilblue
(06.10.2000 0:30:45 AM EST)
I thought guys liked to watch lesbians do their thing together. Now the satan homo thing I don't know about.....
1st BABY
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  started by
lilblue
(06.10.2000 0:27:53 AM EST)
I thought guys liked to watch lesbians do their thing together. Now the satan homo thing I don't know about.....
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